Metropolis

During the shenanigans of the STAPLE! trip we made a pit stop at the Alamo Drafthouse to see WATCHMEN.

WOMBAT I WANT MY SARAH PALIN SEX DOLL BACK YOU BASTARD!
that is all.

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THE NIGHT BEFORE TODDMAS
By Jason Rhode
Twas the night before Toddmas (even for Xorn)
Metropolis Manor was unbothered by Ms. Tentacle Porn
The hosts were asleep as if slapped by Hank Pym,
Dreaming of crossovers not named “House of M.”
Their longboxes and stockings were prepped for arrival
In hopes that St. Apocalypse would deem ‘em fit for survival
While me and [...]

THE MAJESTY OF THE LAW
A Metropolis Skit
By The Chief (Jason Rhode)
SANTA
Okay, Timmy, what do you want?
JIMMY
Jimmy, and I want a Pathfinder raygun and an XBox and Landwich and I want a TableSack Man and I want…
SANTA
Oh, Jimmy. I’m sorry. All you get is Down Syndrome.
JIMMY
But Santa, I don’t want Down Synndddoooaaaawwwwwoooo…..
SANTA
Ha, ha, ha, okay, Jimmy, [...]